"Driver carries no cash"

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/29/2018 at 13:34 • Filed to: Makes you go hmm

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Yet there’s a safe on board...

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:39

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that’s for the diamonds and gold

Nothing > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:40

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For the Crystal Pepsi, of course.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wafflesnfalafel 01/29/2018 at 13:40

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I hope they’re not dealing in Coke.

CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:40

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Pepsi points.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:42

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“Driver carries no cash, but there’s a fucking ton in the safe in back”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:42

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The driver doesn’t carry cash, the truck does. Stupid

crowmolly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:47

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Looks like the driver won’t even have the key.

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:47

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The thing is, because of the notice we all thought they didn’t carry cash, and muggers won’t realize it either.

Unless they see this post....

Mercedes Streeter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:47

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Don’t be silly, that’s where the driver keeps their guns! :D

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:52

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The secret recipe. Safe is unlocked, but nobody even cares.

Azrek > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:52

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Ya think you used enough dynamite, Butch?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 13:59

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Well technically the driver doesn’t carry any cash. The truck does though.

functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 14:19

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That reminds me, I just read a great book that talked (among many other topics) about safe cracking. Basically this guy worked at Los Alamos developing the atomic bomb and everyone had combination-locking file cabinets. He figured out that if the drawers were open, he could fiddle with the lock while chatting with people in their office, and figure out two of the numbers. With the degree of error on any one number, he could guess the first within around 20 tries (for example, if the number was 10, anything between about 8 and 12 would work). So any time someone’s desk was locked and they needed something, he would go into the office, close the door, and within 30 minutes (sometimes much less) he’s got the thing open. But it was largely because he already knew (memorized) the last two numbers. Everyone thought he was a master safe cracking genius, but he was only just a regular genius with a great memory.

user314 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2018 at 14:19

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BaconSandwich is tasty. > functionoverfashion 01/29/2018 at 14:23

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A similar trick could be used on Master combination locks.

nerd_racing > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 14:24

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That’s for the secret recipe, just in case he has a leak and has to make more.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ash78, voting early and often 01/29/2018 at 15:18

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Pepsi’s only good from a fountain.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mercedes Streeter 01/29/2018 at 15:19

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Here in liberalville? No way!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spanfeller is a twat 01/29/2018 at 15:20

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It’s the driver’s own fault for leaving the door open in a public space.

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 16:01

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Yup.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > functionoverfashion 01/29/2018 at 16:12

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Richard Feynman was slightly more than a regular genius.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/29/2018 at 19:39

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Well, he doesn’t carry it on his person, its in the safe in the trailer. So the sign is technically correct.

functionoverfashion > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/29/2018 at 20:26

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Indeed, he was. Glad someone knew who I was talking about! I really enjoyed the book, I’ve already put another one of his on my list.